I was wondering how long it would be before I met another dude with a tattoo of himself on his back. Michael’s is bigger, too. Thanks, Michael, I was waiting for this for years!

I’m officially on Facebook and Twitter now, hit me up and I’ll be looking forward to meeting you all on my tour, love,

Plenty of people have shown me “your name” on their asses, but nobody ever showed me this. This made my night:

This is what I’m looking for when I ask for a fire-breather. Unbelievable. Great job tonight, Charlie! Holy crap.

This weekend in Hawaii has been a blast- super crazy shows, and I learned how to surf in a headstand.

If anyone isn’t sure about the new airport security machines, here’s what they put next to them to comfort you. Ha!

I while back I took this photo of random girl at a theme park in Orlando, anyone know where I can get this shirt?

When we were filming jackass 3D, Bam broke my nose. This is my sad, broken nose picture…

I treated myself to a wall ride on the way to my shows at the Irvine Improv…

I asked an employee from the Apple Store to come over to my apartment to help me with my new desktop computer. When I offered to pay him, he told me that he could lose his job if he accepted money from me for doing tech stuff on the side. He told me he has a band and wanted to make a music video, so I skated for him for an afternoon to thank him for his help. It turns out that the song is great, and the video rules, too. It’s a real “feel good” thing, and I’d like to see it get a lot of hits. Check it out: