Thanks to the girl who wore the greatest shirt ever to my show last night!

Having way too much fun today, stay tuned for tons of new footage coming soon…

Thanks to richardkotchphotography.com for taking the first photo of me as a 39-year-old, underwater in Maldives…

Having a blast surfing in the Indian Ocean.

I shit you not. #BombDropper #AirDuker #Singapore

It’s not what it looks like- I was challenged to a wrestling match in Germany last week

It’s not just a road, it’s a way of life!

MarkandDaves.com must be the raddest surf resort on earth. #Nicaragua

I finally got a butt x-ray to see the lead pellet and copper bb that have been in my buttcheeks for five years. Sweet cock, too, huh?

Merry Christmas and shit!

Surfing at Point Dume in LA County. Thanks to Adam Reynolds and BHBsurf.com for taking this photo…

Putting the wood in Hollywood

This photo was taken last year in Australia. I fuckin love that place!

While we were filming Jackass 3D, Bam Margera broke my nose with his “Rocky” trick, but the footage was unusable and didn’t show up anywhere. I waited two months before going to a nose doctor to try and get it fixed.